Waiting to go home....

    It's been over a week and I'm still in the hospital. I am still on oxygen and still trying to finish my 4oz bottle. I am however, able to drink more than half now. I am getting so much better! And getting stronger by the minute. I hope I can get rid of this oxygen soon too. But I'm only on a bubble. So it won't be long for that either. I just want to go home already. It's so boring here. All I do is sleep, eat, and make surprises in my diaper for my mom. Home has to be funner than this!
    Days go by again, and I am still trying my hardest to finish my bottle. I was drinking more than half now. I was getting excited! And so were my parents. We knew it was only a matter of time.
     It's been 2 weeks now and time for my feeding. I'm drinking drinking drinking drinking. Than about halfway I get sleepy. I'm tired and start to fall asleep. My mom says "No no no, don't fall asleep. You have to finish."
      But I just ignore her and close my eyes. Than next thing I know, she is unwrapping me. WHAT!!! NO!!! I was SO comfortable. Now what??? I start to move a little bit and here comes the bottle. ugh. Ok mom. I'll eat a little bit more. I take a few more drinks and than zzzzzzz. Than I feel my mom kissing me all over my face. Really mom?? I am TIRED! Next thing I know she is taking off my pajamas and my socks!!! What is she doing??? I don't have a messy diaper! But she changes me anyway. I'm telling you, my mother is weird!! Than she says "Your almost done"
Almost done with what?? I'm thinking SHE needs to be done so I can sleep!!! Oh well, I'll manage I guess. without my pajamas on OR a blanket. I will still fall asleep. And so I close my eyes........
BRRRRR!!!  What is she doing now!! I'm freezing!! She is rubbing that cold thing on me again. She already did that today!! At this point I'm crying because I want to be cuddled up in my clothes and blanket and sleeping! Ok mom......I'm awake now. Thanks a lot. Now give me at least a blanket please. She put my pajamas back on but didn't wrap me back up. I guess it's better than nothing. ok mom. Are you finished now? Can I please go back to sleep?!?
          NOPE! Here comes my food again. So....I'm drinking, drinking, drinking, drinking, drinking.
Next thing I know there is nothing coming out.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
I FINISHED my bottle!!!!!! WHOOP WHOOP!!! I'm going home!!!!
.....Your keeping the bottle mom?? Really?? mmmmmmmk